Dance it Out

We're all just a little bit nerdy sometimes.

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gracehelbig:

j-m-r:

Sweet n’ Spicy Weenies. My take on Sweet Weenies, created by the fabulous Grace Helbig, using hot Italian sausage wrapped in bacon for the weenie instead of a weird feeling Tofu Pup. such an emotional journey from dream to reality I only made 4 just in case a fail were to happen/they tasted terrible.

VERDICT: I don’t know what exactly i was expecting to happen in my mouth but these weren’t bad at all. they were good not great. The spiciness of the sausage blended well with the sugary sweetness of the cookie blanket. Only 1 of the 4 was eaten and i think im just going to throw the other ones in the trash because YOLO the choc chip sugar cookies i made with the rest of the mix are way better and im over it.

P.S. Making that sugar cookie mix from scratch was a bitch and a half. the directions should say “Add dry ingredients slowly and then struggle with your life for a lil bit.”

UPDATE: Before throwing the other 3 away my roommate let me know that he may very well eat them tomorrow. Winning. I’ll just make some more cookies and go cray.

ohhhhhh

oh sweet mother of god.

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I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it.
Waitress (2007)

Filed under i think i found that somebody no joke had this happen

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Why are Canadians awesome?

fuckyeahsexeducation:

vicuriously:

Because they’re building a sex museum in Ottawa Canada for educational purposes targeted towards teens and young adults and the “not-so-young alike”. I wonder how Canadians feel about this. [x]

reason number 436 why I should move to canada.

I just went there and it was really informative. And hilarious. I now know the science. On how to seduce someone

(Source: montrealsciencecentre.com, via noteworthy-thoughts)

Filed under Oh Canada. Saving parents from awkward sex talks i Like a boss