Ballad to a Frenemy
Straight for You
an original love song my roommate and I wrote
so this morning i came downstairs, and my mom was like “Your clothes don’t match”
and since I’m colourblind I said “they don’t?”
then she LITERALLY WENT “you tried, though”
PULLED A STAR STICKER OUT OF HER POCKET
AND STUCK IT ON MY FACE.